Justin knew I’d had a crush on his wife. That’s how I’d introduced her. ‘Oh, hey, Justin, this is Cleo. I had the biggest crush on her when we were twelve.’

I’m a fast riser, you know. Never feel drowsy when I wake up anymore. Just –bam!– and I’m awake. There’s a light switch inside me, and it’s hard to turn off, always gets caught on the way down, a little light that wants to shine.

Right then, shall we begin?

The first time I cheated on my wife was a Thursday.